simplepoopshoe
simplepoopshoe
simplepoopshoe

I keep hearing “Gran Turismo” but I have zero idea what that film is... is it a sequel to the Clint Eastwood film...? I’m confused.

MI was surprisingly fantastic. I’m madly in love with Haley Atwell now.

Barbie goes on VOD in eight days, curious to see what that does to these numbers.

WB is shitting the bed by releasing Barbie on VOD in eight days. Have they learned nothing?

I can’t wait to see Barbie on home streaming in (checks calendar) eight days. I am excited but that’s snark because it’s stupid that something so good for the economy of theatre-going is going to VOD so freakin’ soon. Curious to see next the box office results in two weeks.

Dune is like watching FIFA. When all ur buddies are around you pretend to like it due to the massive peer pressure surrounding it. Yes yes normal people love Dune and I’m a normal person damnit so I’m going to also like Dune! - this is Dune to me. 

Dune was a weird experience because it seemed like it should have all the ingredients for me to love it but I found it insanely boring. I’ve tried re-watching it at home twice and I fell asleep both times.

Hilarious side story: When I originally saw it in theatres, it was in an area with several high schools so

Have people been here long enough to remember stuff like “popcorn champs” and the rom com column and stuff...? It wasn’t old-old AV club (Dikachu era), but I think it was before the jump from Chicago. Due to the whole “double strikes = no news” thing the AV club should pivot back into content of that nature. Although

I’m sorry to old Star Wars fans, but, Star Wars doesn’t belong to you and get the fuck over that. Be fucking adults, christ.

You guys planned on hating Ahsoka before it came out. Fucking gatekeeper old white assholes.

Just to be clear, a bunch of old white dudes thinks Ahsoka “Black female lead” is a shit show. Laughing my fucking ass off you insecure idiots. I cannot wait until the boomers die off.

It’s wild to see so many gatekeeper Old Trilogy stans on this website. Let’s all hate on the big female-lead new Star Wars show... you guys are a fucking joke. You’re old as fuck.

Dear older fans of Star Wars hating on “Ahsoka”, shut the fuck up nobody cares what your aging ass thinks about it. Thanks.

This might be the end of me at the AV Club, cuz of old gatekeeper fucks like you.

How ancient are you that you feel threatened by the existence of Ahsoka? I’m sorry you feel old and out of touch.

lol friggin boomers. eff off with that.

This is easily the funniest topic for a slideshow I’ve ever seen here, well done. It kinda makes me hope that all the other ones we’re some Andy Kaufman-esque dry buildup to this payoff. Hilarious.

Someone used the term “naif” on here to describe the author.... uhhhh newsflash geezers I’m 32 (an adult) and I’ve almost had Daniel Craig as Bond exclusively my entire life, excluding a dash of Brosnan in my early years... I’m 32... if you’re calling the author a naif for not being familiar with the first Bond film

ha, you think this is the first AVC reset... there have been generations of commenters who have come and gone.

sa...did you just use “sexism against men” as a defense LOL. Sad-bro over here.