because crypto is a scam.

Who are these people...

I’m trying to wrap my head around the sight of Prince and Sinead O’Connor involved in a foot chase through L.A. in the middle of the night and NOT have “Yakety Sax” play in my head when I do.

Wait.  When I die, I want to glitter bomb the universe with MY soul. 

Claiming to be Fred Trump in a “previous life" when they were definitely both alive at the same time is a bold move.

Jesus fucking christ that guy sounds like an asshole. That twitch stuff is awful

She probably sat in her car and sulk-texted the entire time.

6'9"

I’m loving that he’s watching his career slowly die on the worst new sitcom on TV - B Positive.  He deserves everything that is coming to him.

LA is very stupid

Yeah, there’s silent moments. That’s called pacing. There’s also moments where Mace Windu moves with super speed and punches a droid 100 times in the chest.

Is this satire?

Hot take, Luke! But I agree. When we’d Star Wars marathon in college, we’d shove in Clone Wars right between Eps II and III. Especially because Clone Wars ends right where Revenge of the Sith picks up.

HELL YES. FUCK YES.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

ROFL...neighbors and parents “discovered” the site, huh? Any word on which dad or dads outed her to the rest? Jesus is fine with us LOOKING at OnlyFans, apparently...it’s only the posters who need to be kicked out. You couldn’t pay me to send my kids to a Catholic school. 

Right? That was some clever, non-committal writing right there.

Anyway, she did a stupid thing. Let they who never have cast the first stone.Most of us are lucky in that our stupid, spur-of-the-moment ideas didn’t turn as bad as hers.

She is a grown woman who put gorilla glue in her hair. The fuck are you talking about?

I worked with Shelley Duvall in the 90s. She was a true delight: eccentric, sure, but really sweetly so, and definitely intelligent and compos mentis. She was a lot like her character in 3 Women, but smarter and not self-centered or deluded. And she talked a lot about The Shining, and wasn’t as kind about Kubrick as…