I have watched every episode of Law and Order, every episode of Suits, every episode of Ally McBeal, Better call Saul, How to get away with Murder, Chicago Justice.... Hell, even my brother’s a lawyer.

Listen buddy, I saw a copy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney on the shelf at a game shop years ago. I didn’t buy it but let me tell you, looking at the cover picture taught me a lot about the legals and the briefs, so I think I’m qualified to say that this is a clear-cut win for the claim-man against the bad-team, for a…

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Moonshining is so 1930's meth-running through the hills of West-by-god-Virginia!

Grand Theft Auto: Appalachia confirmed. Worked well for Fallout 76.

And to add to that, the motherfucker who bought the gun for him didn’t want to give it to him when he asked for it, but was too much of a fucking pussy because he didn’t want Rittenhouse to “throw a bitch fit.”

Excuse me, but Jewish Girl Summer is the lead in to a huge holiday season of Rosh Hashanah, followed by ten days of uncomfortable introspection ending with a hard fast on Yom Kippur. Exhausted, you’re suddenly faced with Sukkot and then Simchat Torah. And you better hope the Jewish calendar doesn’t drop all that…

That all meat diet really did assert Blunt’s masculinity; that is some stubborn dumb bullshit.

Well, there is your problem.

Pronounce Bay-Gull. 

Yeah, same.
I think I should stay the fuck away from Murican sites, I’m not prepared for this kind of crap

LOL facts

but now pulls in 6 figures a month acting like a dog on her instagram and an onlyfans page

I am dumber simply for knowing who she is.

I just saw some crazy video yesterday about a woman in austin who was like a pharmacist or something but now pulls in 6 figures a month acting like a dog on her instagram and an onlyfans page so at this point I just figure everything in the world is stupid enough that every idiotic notion and trend will bubble its way…

FOMO eventually dies

I’m with ya, brutha. Until I was in my 40s, I could kind of follow popular youth culture, mostly via my nephews. But at this point, 20 years later, I have no idea what’s going on and given some of my exposure to what’s exciting to young people, that’s probably OK.

If this sugar and plastic pile burns down it’ll probably caramelize.

Yeah, back when it was a fantasy, and not the sad state of wealth distribution in the country. :’(