everyone breathing with their own lungs is too old for this shit.

question for the nerds: my guts says this car will be extremely hot if left in a sunny parking lot. does the weird light trapping make this hotter or cooler than a regular black car?

have you heard of this thing called fun? not everyone plays video games because of a pathological competitiveness that they can’t fulfill in the real world.

four mandarin oranges sounds like a plan for needing that plane bathroom for the whole second half of the trip

that’s fucking sad. like, i am profoundly embarrassed for that long haired idiot and baldy-mcrage.

here in canada we’re in week ... 2? 3? of settler canadians wringing their hands and arguing minute semantics over whether 300 years of a specific, intentional, multifaceted attempt by all levels of government and most churches to wipe out or crush indigenous culture is a genocide or not.

there are other “people”…

the scary thing here is that in the american context 3 months mat leave is considered generous.

what if i need to carry more than $12

what if i need to carry more than $12

in the memory foam seat, is that cutout for dicks or farts

in the memory foam seat, is that cutout for dicks or farts

i hope he doesn’t beat himself up too much over this

moron

except for the part where receipts are fucking poison:

Rianna saren & zeeo or gtfo

i thought this was going to be like a personal growth lifehack, like “moving? easiest way to quit smoking” sort of jam.

the next chinese revolution is gonna be weird

they’ve removed it

same

l-r a coked out bill heder, an insurance salesman tom cruise, half a kadeem hardison, joel mchale & kurt cobain’s son, and a living self ambulatory dbag.

k but that looks like h jon benjamin? did the kids say if he sounded like a burger cook spy?