nah, she got in front of a story that was coming out about her book that was coming out. the paper got a “leak”. this is marketing & pr, not truth telling.

i had to stop reading at “heck ton”

typical millennials, unwilling to put in the work. in my day if you wanted a 25lb comforter you just used the same one for 15 years.

typical millennials, unwilling to put in the work. in my day if you wanted a 25lb comforter you just used the same on…

“Bachelor of Science in Marketing degree” what the fuck would that even be 

CHUD should be capitalised as it’s an acronym - “Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller”

so, two good reasons to avoid this season.

i mean, your job has a comments section.

ugh fuck no thank you, not everything has to be a cross platform marketing opportunity

jesus is that sarah chalke second from right? she looks like one of those evangelical soccer mom ghouls, smiling with the dead eyes

that’s a fucking hate crime in music form right there

dude looks like if nick cave sold used cars

i don’t give a shit what jim thinks since he made that benghazi propaganda flick with pam’s ex & michael bay

“presumably the XFL, Canadian Football League, Little League World Series, and National Lacrosse League all declined”

no one else cares that you’re short. CERTAINLY no one else looking at *your* photos of yourself cares if you’re short. If you don’t like that you look short in photos, work on yourself, instead of becoming a photo control freak.

honestly if a friend wanted to take a photo but got this worked up over our height…

well derp

looks like a remix of 90s image

... isn’t it the exact-samening of western civilization then? if this exact thing has happened before? didn’t someone try to kill reagan to impress jodi foster? crazy idiots predate youtube.

for us non-sledding types, the view from inside was imminently preferable.

can’t put posh and scary next to each other because she’s tanned herself darker than a person of actual colour.

Stop calling them currencies. they don’t hold value long enough to process a transaction.