here in canada we’re in week ... 2? 3? of settler canadians wringing their hands and arguing minute semantics over whether 300 years of a specific, intentional, multifaceted attempt by all levels of government and most churches to wipe out or crush indigenous culture is a genocide or not.

there are other “people”…

the scary thing here is that in the american context 3 months mat leave is considered generous.

what if i need to carry more than $12

what if i need to carry more than $12

in the memory foam seat, is that cutout for dicks or farts

in the memory foam seat, is that cutout for dicks or farts

i hope he doesn’t beat himself up too much over this

moron

except for the part where receipts are fucking poison:

Rianna saren & zeeo or gtfo

i thought this was going to be like a personal growth lifehack, like “moving? easiest way to quit smoking” sort of jam.

the next chinese revolution is gonna be weird

they’ve removed it

same

l-r a coked out bill heder, an insurance salesman tom cruise, half a kadeem hardison, joel mchale & kurt cobain’s son, and a living self ambulatory dbag.

k but that looks like h jon benjamin? did the kids say if he sounded like a burger cook spy?

nah, she got in front of a story that was coming out about her book that was coming out. the paper got a “leak”. this is marketing & pr, not truth telling.

i had to stop reading at “heck ton”

typical millennials, unwilling to put in the work. in my day if you wanted a 25lb comforter you just used the same one for 15 years.

typical millennials, unwilling to put in the work. in my day if you wanted a 25lb comforter you just used the same on…

“Bachelor of Science in Marketing degree” what the fuck would that even be 

CHUD should be capitalised as it’s an acronym - “Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller”