so, two good reasons to avoid this season.

i mean, your job has a comments section.

ugh fuck no thank you, not everything has to be a cross platform marketing opportunity

jesus is that sarah chalke second from right? she looks like one of those evangelical soccer mom ghouls, smiling with the dead eyes

that’s a fucking hate crime in music form right there

dude looks like if nick cave sold used cars

i don’t give a shit what jim thinks since he made that benghazi propaganda flick with pam’s ex & michael bay

“presumably the XFL, Canadian Football League, Little League World Series, and National Lacrosse League all declined”

no one else cares that you’re short. CERTAINLY no one else looking at *your* photos of yourself cares if you’re short. If you don’t like that you look short in photos, work on yourself, instead of becoming a photo control freak.

honestly if a friend wanted to take a photo but got this worked up over our height…

well derp

looks like a remix of 90s image

... isn’t it the exact-samening of western civilization then? if this exact thing has happened before? didn’t someone try to kill reagan to impress jodi foster? crazy idiots predate youtube.

for us non-sledding types, the view from inside was imminently preferable.

can’t put posh and scary next to each other because she’s tanned herself darker than a person of actual colour.

Stop calling them currencies. they don’t hold value long enough to process a transaction.

unconvincing, she’s too much of a person to be any woman in blade runner 2049

it was so boring i walked out of a free preview.

i’m sorry but i refuse to buy into the butching of Jim. we all know he’d shit his pants looking for a camera to stare into before he dealt with any terrorist threats.

good universes on both sides

what’s the difference between this and being a touring band