please tell me more about your immense Dick Wolf

Raise your hand if you read this the first few times as

wait, what? 87% of parents are refusing vaccines?!?!

you have your smut phone, and you have your life phone. then you don’t end up showing strangers your danglers by accident.

Mac-Laren will no longer consider itself in competition with the rest of the F1 field, as Mac-Laren is really more about design.

Chandler got weird when he started doing the news.

i like how nobody is hurt and yet they still manage to leave their shit taking up the whole fucking lane.

i don’t believe this happened either

It’s weird how progress isn’t always “stop doing shitty things” but is sometimes “let more people do the shitty thing”.

the loss of the 3.5mm jack has nothing to do with giving you cooler shit or a skinnier phone and everything to do with removing the only thing left on the device that can be used for i/o without a license fee.

good thing a serious person showed up.

misobgynecst.

i thought “gimp” was that plastic rope stuff people made bracelets out of in the 90s

wow. “do gypsies even exist anymore”

The $300 per couple meal plan is a jip.

newt gingrich is dangerous precisely because every once in a while he’s not a complete and utter shitstain of a person.

it’s all sponsored content if you just assume they’re sponsored people.

doh too late to edit

it was an Olympic, World Junior and American record,