PENNY OLEKSIAK.

omg the rash this dude will be.

who would really prefer it if their happy customers didn’t try and turn a profit

*restink. you can’t beat a smell with more smell.

*restink. you can’t beat a smell with more smell.

a professional mingler is a human teabag.

Genetic Sexual Attraction is a term that has become more commonly used than incest in those cases where two people who are related, but don’t grow up together, meet and fall in love (or lust).

i don’t think cosplay is about how hot you are trying to make yourself look.

ugh she’s just the worst. i really liked season one but she just keeps doubling down on the same lowest common fuckhole jokes.

tiny eyes.

so if a billionaire fucks a model they get a kid that looks like someone laminated a vampire?

also, once again for the mouth breathers in the back: Wakefield’s original study was not to discount *the concept of vaccines* but simply to discredit the current MMR vaccine. Why? BECAUSE HE WAS A SHILL FOR A COMPETING VACCINE COMPANY

Cinema Libre Studios is trying to prevent Fiona O’Leary from “making any statement to any person

curious how she “made” this from the theme song, as it doesn’t share key, lyrics, tone, rhythm or any musical characteristics at all with the theme. it doesn’t appear to even be samples messed with, it honestly sounds like a cat fell asleep on an synth keyboard.

... why would you need spf at night

i asked this question in a gender studies class back in the day:

yeah it’s almost like the human body wasn’t meant to do any one thing for a long period of time

lotta hugging.

sorry does he say “that ball was just raked out there” or “just raped out there”?