People are under no obligation to talk to the press, or the whole press. it sucks for your reports but it’s kind of important that no one is compelled to speak to the press.

There are actually two maple waters, this one and one that is the other 39 parts of the 40:1 sap:syrup equation. So distilled water essentially. It’s sold to scotch dorks like me as a better splashing water.

i don’t even believe he can deliver an “ass wiping”

this just kind of reads as a stupid waste of time for everyone.

this is an unpopular opinion and i’m ready to get shit on for it BUT what if these nanny bangers are, instead of just having sex with the nearest/second nearest woman, are being intimate with the nanny because that’s who is raising their kids? like, i know it’s easy to point to a penis and say “this is why he cheated”…

candice bergen back in the day is def up there, for me anyway

except that raising the minimum wage was not shown to increase the price of goods or services in the area where the raises were done. so the idea that providing health care is some unmanageable burden ALSO seems like kneejerk corporatist propaganda.

i have to say, i have the opposite feeling. Romance to me is a real world thing, and games are for escape (to me). That, and i’ve never played a video game where the romance didn’t feel like a fumbled bolt-on module written by someone who had never had an actual relationship yet - the dialogue is nonsensical, and the…

Americans are like how do we get this guy?

ftfy

wow, how long did it take you to come up with that fat joke?

Ken?

sorry, have they actually lost something, or did they just fail to earn it? like, if x% is using adblockers at any given time, that means your ad revenue expectations should be at least that much lower. that income wasn’t ‘lost’ because it was never available.

May you grow tastebuds on your asshole.

a country that has a long history of people crossing their borders uninvited for what ever reason and usually ending up making life hell for native Hungarians.

his skin tone suggests his liver is failing.

remember evil genius? that was THE BEST GAME. this looks like it is a conceptual relative, i’m going to give it a try.

as a person who has never used lipbalm, i never have dry lips. the only people i know with dry lips are those that use lip balm. causation or correlation?

hitting snooze makes your mornings harder. drag your ass out of bed on the first beep for a week and you’ll feel better.

man i would kill for a workday i could rationally start at 7am. even an 8 hour shift you’re done at three and have hours of honest to god daylight left. in canada in the winter time, a long day can mean literally no sun.