can someone explain the toenails coming off thing? i played finger bass for 15 years, through blood and blisters and i never lost a fingernail. is it just the repetitive all-your-weight or is something else happening?

The partner who has been cheated in

This first issue makes it clear that Iron Man’s still an important lynchpin in the newly reconfigured Marvel landscape.

there is a subset of dudes who are checking your hair to figure out when you became single. I’m not one of them, i don’t have the attention span, but i have heard from several of my bro-douchier dude friends that the secret to rebound hook-ups is “fresh short hair or terrible bangs”

i mean, i’d beg for her to even make eye contact with me

it’s almost like our fetish for sport grants a license to be a human bag of shit or something.

i mean this photo is genuinely upsetting to most cultures.

you can’t listen to any of this with out a spotify account, so... neat gifs.

i have fucked exactly one virgin and it was awful for both of us. i was also a virgin, the only type of person that should ever fuck a virgin.

bloody ancient, but i’m almost positive this was the first time you could play as a female force user, and the only time you could play as a female star wars anything until the PSP game star wars lethal alliance came out

if you need to read a lifehacker article to make a porn, do not make a porn.

no one wants to watch a handjob. i don’t even really want to receive one.

well, this would have been very awkward if the camera landed a couple feet to the right.

I backed it, and I wrote about it several times on Kotaku. Now I regret that.

i don’t mean to be dense, but could they not just set the emissions cheating device to be on all the time? or i guess a better way to phrase that is, explain to me why they don’t just set the device to always on?

why are you signal boosting this idiot

Challenge to Jezebel: go one day without mentioning the goddamned Kardashians.

Pam from archer & gillian from workaholics had a kid.