tv...tv...that’s that youtube clone where you can’t skip the video, right?

you guys should just blend the “these great Amazon deals!” articles and the “Amazon is a shit place to work!” articles. it could be like “Jim was left in the warehouse over the weekend, pinned under a pile of James Bond Collection DVDs ($110, link here)“

you guys should just blend the “these great Amazon deals!” articles and the “Amazon is a shit place to work!”…

is french montana like british columbia or chinese tibet

i love “conventionally attractive” like yeah, you might be considered hot by some, but you’re doing nothing interesting with it.

but you americans ARE terrible with accents. it like legit makes me mad when i watch american tv and they subtitle people who are speaking english because they have a slight accent, when, if anyone needs subtitles it’s tanya from customer service in texas.

so are you guys contractually barred from highlighting non-amazon deals in these posts or is this just a coincidence?

so are you guys contractually barred from highlighting non-amazon deals in these posts or is this just a coincidence?

this season’s theme: nothing fits right, wear it anyway

the only way you should wear this is if you make it yourself like a proper hippie chick.

can we get some dating articles for the non-teenager set? dating in your thirties isn’t like this, because the lady who said “you don’t have to respond” when she wanted a response has given up and adopted cats, and the guy who didn’t respond when someone said “i like you” doesn’t have the wherewithal to notice he’s 38…

What an inspirational story. One of the most fulfilling things that can happen to you as a parent is to see the values you’ve worked to instill in your kids start to manifest themselves in their actions – and this one really resonated with me. I hope this young man never loses his desire to help others. And I’m going…

this is probably just the intro to Red Alert: China Edition.

they’ve really cornered the market on skanky children.

seems like a perfect time to start marketing my spaghetti sauce squirt guns.

What I hope it means is that the magazine will utilize my skills as a professional extrovert and roving reporter on a relentless search for new hot spots, new hot people, new hot everythings

just as a voice of dissent - the entire front page of jez is VMA stories. some of your readers give no shits about award shows for children, just fyi.

great work, joke killer.

You know there were more ronin than just the tale of the 47, right?

no, i won’t.