uh am i missing something? the trustify site just wants to sell me shit.

man, you must be busy deciding everyone’s gender for them.

why did they pose her like that? aren’t most wax statues... standing?

lolwut at the banister picture.

*her.

deleted as incorrect.

you fucked up your pronouns

i don’t mean to re-use a joke or anything, but if these immigrants are undocumented then... how would you know...

sorry, does tartine mean “toast with something on it but not an additional piece of toast because that would be a sandwich and we can’t charge $13 fucking dollars for just a sandwich”?

iguess amazon must think news doesn’t travel through the border cuz this thing is double the price on amazon.ca

iguess amazon must think news doesn’t travel through the border cuz this thing is double the price on amazon.ca

uh.. i mean i haven’t heard their other stuff but this track seems as original as a weird al song.

I always thought “Chevy Lumina” was pretty hilarious.

playing live shows

weird how the fashionable people in this photo are all wearing designs i’ve seen on 40 year old couches.

i saw a tweet in relation to this situation, i can’t find it now, but to paraphrase:

he looks like Thomas Jane’s disappointing kid.

shouldn’t something from the 9th century be, like, the fucking definition of public domain?

just because you do it doesn’t mean 1) it’s a good thing or 2) that anyone else should have to

“an episode where the two face-battled while under the control of alience forces:”