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i once made an open stage singer/songwriter cry by refusing to acknowledge that Ryan Adams isn’t Bryan Adams. #cutslikeaknife

the gta v ai was like fuck this i wanna play burnout

i mean, worst case scenario there’s a few less lawyers, right?

other people had to pay the freight for these fucking jerkoffs to grow up. Fuck all of them.

from the Connecticut ChoAzzes? I used to summer with Stan ChoAzz’s family

his jizz prolly tastes like horsey sauce.

Women have a different wardrobe for warmer weather, including dresses, skirts, sandals, sleeveless tops and lightweight fabrics. Men wear pretty much the same thing as always: long-sleeve shirts, pants, socks and closed-toe shoes.

evolution?

i have a symmetry boner

You don’t hate yourself because you’re bad with women, you’re bad with women because you hate yourself.

Warren Buffet, he’s GY-NO-MITE!

social accents to ingroup/outgroup are a thing. see: some gay men, theatre people, some interpretations of ebonics, etc.

looks a lot like Jlo here...

i have one win7 install tip and i’m wondering if it carries over. Win 7 will install a page file partition or something onto a secondary drive if there is more than one drive connected during install. this is great in a static setup (2 buses!) but a nightmare if you take HDDs in and out of your hardware. i’ve found…

coats the mouth, gives me a headache and i swear i can taste it at like 1ppm. and straight up, have you ever seen a fit person drink diet anything? the only people i know who drink diet on the regular are morbidly obese.

i don’t think you understand how narrative morals work.