simonstillwellgray
stillwellgray
simonstillwellgray

the moral of the story is be nice to your kids.

or that thee services are even there to begin with

let’s ask the questions: what’s abortion access like in Ohio?

on bass, with bigger ridges, you can just boil your strings once every couple months.

maybe a little Jack Donaghy syndrome? can’t act for shit?

dude walked barefoot into the onboard bathroom. i vommed & harfed.

it’s for dandies, i would think. it’s probably so you’re still fetch when you’re standing in just your spats and matching ballbag.

ugly, but $5 if you can get your man to wear it on his sack for a day.

the collective noun for white women with lifestyle brands is a “migraine”.

Maybe the AC is cranked because all the baby boomer women who won’t retire are having their menopause hot flashes in the office.

“should”.

“to parade about” is perfectly good english.

so brave.

i think my least favourite thing is “well this never bothered ex”

i think i’m smelling... some... some sort of vapour, maybe? you guys smell that?

there’s badvertising.

no, that’s pretty terrible.

guaranteed, all the “trophy wives” who do buy/wear this will be of the “participation trophy” variety.

and adam levine is starting to look like charlie day.