really? what are you, 12?

go watch the episode of futurama they ripped it off from, it’s much better

National Hand Job day... so the day takes 4 times longer than if you did it yourself and complains about arm cramps?

would be cool to see an article (like the which spaceship is faster) ranking all the personal handguns of genre/video game characters

are these small lighters, lighters for babies, or a way to light a baby?

Please try to find and watch a show called Michael, Tuesdays & Thursdays. She’s on it as a book agent. It’s one of the dry-funniest shows ever produced in Canada and it was filmed here in Ottawa, as Ottawa, which never ever happens.

“no corgi left behind” implies there’s some living dogs gonna be.. uh.. dealt with and put in the pyramid with her when the times comes.

i feel like i’m going to get flamed for saying this, but here goes

seriously, she looks like she dresses in a burlap sack most of the time and she’s gonna give fashion advice?

an army of like-minded intellectually curious women

Yeah, just don’t forget to brush your teeth after these snacks. fat free yogurt has more sugar than regular fat yogurt to make it taste edible, applesauce is like half sugar, and whole wheat crackers will stick to your teeth and provide fuel for the bugs that cause cavities.

we should spin this into a badass gpaw thread.

yes where their penchant for charging and kicking is useful.

thank you, i hate setting them up then no one takes a swing :)

it’s a situation where two douchebags are screaming at each other and you actually agree with one of them and you wonder what’s wrong with you.

“Bianca Steeplechase” as a name doesn’t really inspire the same reaction as “the Joker”. I’m envisioning some 50 something rich white woman.

here’s another tip: if you’re “just not into giving blowjobs” don’t tell the guy that and then give a half-assed one. just find someone who doesn’t like having their dick sucked.

kind of has a better joker face than leto.

i just got done the canadian municipal orgs trade show tour and yeah I caught TradeShow Ebola. This stubborn snotty cough that took two weeks to clear. wash your hands, keep the fluids up, and fist bumps and high fives are pretty charismatic ways to avoid the germshake.

yeah but if you’ve “never used a windows machine” by graduate school, exactly how interested in computers are you?