simonstillwellgray
stillwellgray
simonstillwellgray

this looks dumb.

i didn't really post that link, i copied the text from this article and the link came with.

so i wanted to make a joke about the only "fetal lawyer" i'd accept is a fetus who has passed the bar. and i wanted to find an image of a fetus sonogram with a briefcase. so i googled "fetus briefcase" and this is what i got:

in what way is it acceptable for men to do this? we have phrases like deadbeat dad because it's not acceptable.

i can absolutely use an actor's performance in other movies to judge whether I will bother to see them in subsequent movies. he was nominated for an Actor award. If it was about the movie, then we'd be talking about best picture or whatever.

suicide rates dropped faster than a depressed assembly worker.

i can't be the only person who feels better for having a 20 car ride between work and home. I listen to the radio, I let the day fall off me so by the time i get home it's like i haven't been at work all day.

gross. wear socks.

your reading comprehension sucks: i have no opinion of the movie, and have stated no opinion of the movie. once again: NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE.

no one else embargo'd cuba, because embargoing cuba was a stupid idea.

why wouldn't we?

yeah, academics? aren't cops. or prosecutors, or even investigators.

goddamnit. Cuba has been the best vacation destination for Canadians specifically because of its lack of Americans.

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i long for the day when obstinate millennials are running the noms and the biggest turn off for an oscar nom is an oscar bait movie.

you're right, it is not a big deal at all to just fucking include a five dollar part that is necessary to the operation of the device.

Best Actor