stop naming your kids after yourself.

i had his note, bought as an embroidered patch and sewn onto my World Famous shoulder bag. about all the attention it got was from a few people who hadn't read his note yet; no one else gave a shit.

*engaygement?

You can watch a clip of the segment from The View (sorry about the quality)

"I knew what they were doing and didn't mind at the time. It was just a joke and I thought it was funny.

she looks super 90s christina applegate here. i approve

i feel really uncomfortable using the term suicide with a 10 year old.

His last name is pronounced "penis-y"

can we add to the AWD one that 4x4 has nothing to do with stopping ability. or turning, really.

from my own observations (i dated a squirter for about a year):

she... she looks like Chris Kattan in Undercover Brother.

really happy/surprised the kid didn't end up named Fruit Pie or Mouserat or something worse like Kyler.

i don't even know what that is

you said beibster.

okay 1) some dudes do need the larger condoms. I mean the green boxed trojans you used to able to get, fit perfectly. but now you can't find them anywhere, and you have to walk up to the counter with this giant black and gold box of jumbo dickwraps. no subtlety

#jeansmatter

bro looks good in a beard.

has anyone run the numbers to see if shootings by cops are down during this slowdown?