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Ignatius Reilly
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I don’t usually spam like this, but... Why not celebrate the purchase of your new Kindles by downloading my book? :D

I don’t usually spam like this, but... Why not celebrate the purchase of your new Kindles by downloading my book? :D

If there were an Oscar for choosing good projects, he would certainly deserve it. Otherwise...

This jaded cynic doesn’t appreciate the nostalgia cash grab.

You are not a clever bird :/

Star Wars was a trilogy of good films that is now a gigantic cash cow, forever being milked by the hands of greedy nerds who can’t let a beautiful thing die in a natural way.

Sweet. Now I just need an empty room in my house and, uh, a game that takes place in one room.

And this classic:

She’s being taken to court to find out how much blame she holds, if any. Feelings on the matter are not relevant until the facts are known.

Anytime I make a hard level, about 2 people play it, don’t complete it, and then it disappears into the abyss :/ They’re not troll levels either. They’re fair.

Joke please.

Porn. They smoke, drink and eat porn.

The game’s been out for a day, dummmy.

Nooooooo. I want more beautifully rendered Wii U environments.

I don’t.

Jeez louise. Does everybody who makes something successful in the tech industry have to be considered a genius?

It is pretty funny seeing the hate-culture in video games get exposure in popular culture this way. Usually it only gets highlighted when social justice issues crop up.

I am pretty sure you could understand it if you tried.

Makes me think of Karl <3

To anybody who’s unsure about getting the 2DS rather than the 3, let me say that I prefer the 2d version. It fits very snugly in my hands, and with a bright Famicom red on white colour scheme and sturdy build, it feels very much like a successor to the Gameboy’s of old. A nifty little piece of cheap tech with a