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Ignatius Reilly
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On the subject of squidling ingenuity, Matthewmatosis has made a clock that times when the maps in Splatoon change over.

A. Exactly. B. Small jokes and short scenes often get censored, rarely huge aspects integral to plot. C. It was great fun, I was not offended, I was just pointing out the unrealistic attitude of those hoping that it would be released in the west.

So I finally cracked and played the fan sub of Mother 3, and let me just say what a joke it is that people thought that game would ever be brought over to the west. It’s a kids game that features a race of crossdressing fairies who urge a little boy to pull all their needles out! How did anyone think a campaign to get

Dude has a samurai ponytail = he is way cooler.

For the lulz.

For those who don’t follow the scene, ZeRo actually seems like a pretty nice guy. His arrogant statements are designed to provoke some controversy to heat up the other players. He WANTS them to be as good as him, and he’s going to keep poking them until they are.

Great movie, but it would have improved a billion-fold if Mel Gibson was in it and Mad Max actually had stuff to do.

3D World is main, and better than either of the Galaxy’s. There was much less of a story, but the platforming design was way above the standard in previous main titles.

Joke please.

They didn’t know what to do with the occult stuff in season 1. It was great for setting up an atmosphere full of dread, but by the end it was just another buddy-cop story.

It’s not your fault you got caught up in the media fluff hurricane. We’re all victims here.

‘I should buy a Wii U.’

Probably the most maddening thing Nintendo constantly hear.

I just want a Ness Amiibo and they won’t let me have one. Earthbound fan for years waiting for some love and they invent a product just to tease me with it. Not happy.

Super Mario 3d World :3

I cannot judge this person. I like to ride Wario’s bike around nonstop. It’s hilarious how many people don’t know how to deal with it.

That one’s going in The Vault.

Most big musicians are douches. It’s the ones who seem cool you shouldn’t trust.

That reminds me, I should watch some porn.

Nah, just needs some proper curation: