Also false but I won’t dignify with a response (other than this one)

Well that is actually patently false

What is the matter with you? This website torches people when the GIVE to charity? What the hell does it matter how rich they are? This website failed because people are so angry all the time. Get over yourself, dude. 

Stay classy, deadspin

OR... he just killed a very bad person responsible for literally millions of atrocious human rights violations. You see what you want to see.

This website failed because people are so angry, and it’s depressing. Responses like this are truly miserable. Truly. 

I’m sure you’ll enjoy 25-year olds preaching to you when you’re twice their age, too. 

What would you suggest? This league will generate hardly any revenue. The draw for the players is obviously it’s an ability to showcase skills NFL teams may have overlooked. 

If he wrote this joke four years ago how did he reference six rings, the sixth of which was won last year?

Before breakfast? It’s 9 AM. 

So... you’re stereotyping?

Mariota turned into Tyrod Taylor. Trying to minimize picks, took offense off the table in the process and turned into a sack machine. 

Doctor Bobby? Was his name Robert Bobby? Was he Rachel Green’s doctor? 

Man Sammie Coates? I thought he was going to be good at one point. 

Could ask the same “question” about how horrible soccer is, with the flops, yet millions of people seem to enjoy that, too.

That fact doesn’t fit the author’s narrative, so please keep it to yourself. 

This website is filled with hate and pessimism. Always. 

Celebrities die when they aren’t being discussed on social media. 

Apparently this isn’t what happened...

Great take. Let’s remove competitiveness from sports. Should make sports better. You dolt.