Stay classy, deadspin

What would you suggest? This league will generate hardly any revenue. The draw for the players is obviously it’s an ability to showcase skills NFL teams may have overlooked. 

If he wrote this joke four years ago how did he reference six rings, the sixth of which was won last year?

Before breakfast? It’s 9 AM. 

So... you’re stereotyping?

Mariota turned into Tyrod Taylor. Trying to minimize picks, took offense off the table in the process and turned into a sack machine. 

Doctor Bobby? Was his name Robert Bobby? Was he Rachel Green’s doctor? 

Man Sammie Coates? I thought he was going to be good at one point. 

Could ask the same “question” about how horrible soccer is, with the flops, yet millions of people seem to enjoy that, too.

That fact doesn’t fit the author’s narrative, so please keep it to yourself. 

This website is filled with hate and pessimism. Always. 

Celebrities die when they aren’t being discussed on social media. 

Apparently this isn’t what happened...

Great take. Let’s remove competitiveness from sports. Should make sports better. You dolt. 

What exactly about Brady’s comments is incomprehensible, exactly? If anything you are proving at least part of his point. I’m no Brady fan but the guy actually tries to say something substantive rather than give some drone-like interview and you hammer him for it? Personally I think it’s a thoughtful statement.

In what universe does any semblance of socialism make sense?

You guys are not nice people for doing this

Trying to stiff him? Or trying to run a business?

Exactly. Pull up the video of Steven Haushka getting SMOKED last year against the Jets. Tell me exactly what happens if that was Lloyd? 

The take on anything out of Trump’s mouth on this website is entirely predictable. Would you be just as outraged if he tried to raise payroll taxes?