I was once late for a flight out of JFK and arrived at the gate after the door was closed. I asked the agent if I was too late and she assured me I was not, based only on looking behind her to confirm the plane was still there. She did tell me to run. About halfway down the jetway I hear the familiar ringing sound of…

Rented a car two weeks ago that came with an empty bottle of Bud Light Lime under the driver’s seat.