I've often wondered about the eating chicken and eggs thing myself

About 25 years ago my then bf and I drive back to Brooklyn from LA. We came through the middle of the country in an old beat up VW bus and our biggest fear was when we go chased by a tornado for about 10 miles. We hit up the Four Corners, Vegas and the Denver/Boulder area but after that it was really nothing the…

Congrats brothers! You deserve it.

May I borrow that?

Evian out of a plastic bottle is poison but out of a glass bottle is a totally different story.

I just want to see The Goodfeathers.

I'm not really into sport or a sneaker head, been wearing Stan Smiths for the past 20 years but even I thought those were nurse shoes.

They still have no idea how to use her. Listen to her on 2 Dope Queens and her humor and personality is not a fit for SNL. If I was her I'd be a little pissed and want to leave also.

A Carrot. Rob Schneider is…a carrot!

There's a new girl in town and she's looking good🎤

Lee Fields is great and love him as the singing voice of Krampus on American Dad.

You did not just…Betty Rubble's one black friend! Too many jokes today.

I'm ok with this.

I refuse to buy a romper without pockets.

It's Prince spaghetti night!

Loved Veronica and loved that show! It was so good and extremely well cast. Sorry it was cancelled it never had a chance.

I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

I buy dollar store Tupperware just for the reason to trap them until my husband gets home. And for added measure I still keep a phone book to put on top. I saw one at the gym lifting he ain't coming for me.

When I was 5 I flew to Guyana with my mom for a funeral. Now being just a young lass I was asleep when we arrived, long flight from NYC, and was awoken in my auntie's house by the biggest flying roach EVER! To this day the story of my screams are still told around family tables as a warning to not fuq with things you…

Back in the day when I was a reckless youth, I got the best pot and coke from cops that wanted to be more than friends. in fact one actually told me that he pocketed the weed when left alone with it after a huge bust. And it was good!