We’re going to build this big, beautiful FA blog, and we’ll make Univision pay for it.

You went from being young and naive to old and stupid.

Congratulations.

Unfortunately, with his offensive line cut down to size by injury and his inability to get Chudzinski to saw their complicated playbook in half for the sake of efficiency, Pagano has found himself losing valuable time at the end of games - seconds and minutes that could be lopped off with some simplification and the…

You need a Foodspin shirt that says ‘Stick to Sprouts’

If you get an inbox tip that says “I’ve got the dick pic of a famous person”, who are you MOST hoping that person is, in terms of how gigantic the story would be? Like, in terms of clicks, who has the Holy Grail of dong shots?

Wait, are you telling us not to stick to sports????

This helps explain why the Olympic pool smells like one of their ovens.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.