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I don't live nearby any longer, so that has probably been good for our relationship!

A similar group is people who talk too much. And by that, I mean people who utterly ignore social cues and dominate conversations, and don't recognize that they are emotional vampires who leech the souls away from everyone around them. Most of them will chipperly say, "I'm a talker!" - without realizing that their

I'm on it!

Dat waddle. <3

I don't even care. My personal privacy is nothing compared to protecting a child. Most of my emails are related to career, family and a few kind of personal health related things. But I know I've got nothing criminal to hide, so it really doesn't bother me.

1) Fuck that guy, I'm glad that they caught him.

Do me a solid and have a lot more of these puppy videos

This is actually real. My best friend in college (who was/is gorgeous by any standard) had some dickhead she slept with say "your vagina looks like roast beef." I observed my own genitals and thought "nothing roast beef-like" about me. But as the years go by my labia get longer and darker and you know what, I worry

It depends on the designer. A Balenciaga vagina would be sleek and trendy. A De La Renta vagina is timeless and classic. A Betsey Johnson vagina says "hey, I like to party". And a Chanel vagina says nothing. It just smokes cigarettes and judges penises for being too fat.

In the words of the great Richard Pryor, "There's no such thing as bad pussy." RIP

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

Funny how Time is suddenly no longer credible when it names a BW to the top of its list. Curious how that tends to happen...

You do realize that Time Magazine named Beyonce the most influential person, which is what the author is referencing here?

I guess that's good to know. Unfortunately, white people are not the only ones that have racial prejudice against black people. Other POCs aren't automatically going to side with the victim.

Yup, you hit it right on the head - she's only getting all this attention because she's Black, just like it always happens in Hollywood! Oh, wait...

I think all of the incessant gushing is because you almost never, ever see women like her getting fashion magazine covers. Or any other cover for that matter. So when it does happen, we relish the moment.

I'm about to blow your mind: some women like short hair...and they like to *gasp* keep it that way!! LIKE MEN! *clutches pearls*

Every color is her color.

This isn't really about you and your white hair though...

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.