Less than an hour later Antoine Walker was seen frantically running around the surf in futile desperation.

It’s like these idiots don’t understand basic economics! Here’s a little tip, you fucking morons. A supply and demand crash course—are you ready for it? Instead of trying to sell Steph Curry signature sneakers, a product no one needs or wants—maybe try selling a product EVERYONE needs and wants. It’s called the free…

Sucks to BU.

Northwestern going to the tourney is the Jennifer Grey nose job of sports stories. Goodbye to the only interesting thing about you.

Nah.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Only in Canada does getting your money’s worth mean a loony exchange with an official.

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”

Starrgazing: A timeline

Theremin.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Wait so you honestly believe the Warriors/Spurs/Thunder would rout a team of Lowry/DeRozan/George/Horford/Millsap/Thomas/Crowder +pick 3? The more NBA Burneko I read the more it feels like Haisley writing about soccer.