How many hours of NFL do you have to watch before you get an hour of play? It’s six. Six hours of commercials and talking.

Soccer is do much more entertaining than baseball or football. Things actually happen.

I don’t understand why people hate The Architect’s speech so much. It’s one of the more intriguing bits from the sequels. I guess it’s because no one gets kicked or punched or short for a good 5 minutes.

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

You know that every actor is “unproven as an action star” until they make their first action movie, right?

you can’t sue people for being people

...but you can’t sue people for being people.

Please be aware: The word is “canon” and none of these characters is actually real. Blame the writers if you want to blame someone, but I’ll just imagine that these purely imaginary characters were more appropriately aged when they fucked, and continue enjoying Indiana Jones.  It’s really easy if you try.

Millionaire makes fun on minimum wage workers then wastes food. You want the Purge? Because this is how Purges happen. 

This movie is terrible. So mind-numbingly stupid and noisy in every way that it’s like standing over someone’s shoulder and watching while they play a really dumb video game. The scientific literacy is worse than that awful Ad Astra.

Reviled by who? I love this movie; everyone was great in it but I would single out Viola Davis. And that Cliff Martinez score, gorgeous. Sure, it was doesn’t have a 12-minute wordless shot of a guy in a taxi or whatever, so I guess it’s not ART.

Probably my favorite joke on The Good Place comes late in season two when they enter the Bad Place for the first time and there’s a poster advertising “Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crows’ Nest or Whatever, Who Gives a Crap?” (in a similar vein, one of the best newswires Sean O’Neal ever did speculated that…

That movie is the biggest mess... I mean goddamn.  It feels like its longer then Gone with the Wind and its because its sooooooo slooooooooow.  The tone is more fucked then a Ryan Murphy production... while on drugs.  The first scene is a kid being hanged.   Fun family pirate film huh?  

I actually enjoy Bill Nighy in the sequels, but that’s about it. HOLY SHIT does At Worlds End drag OOOONNNNNNNNN

I’ll preface this by saying that I am in no way defending Whedon, that, despite being a fan of his work for many years, I realize now is a piece of shit.

Pretty sure I still have a copy of E.T.: The Book of the Green Planet somewhere.

What is it with people just looking for reasons to get upset?

This scene would have been 1000% better if, after she dropped the necklace, Paxton had just lost it. What with needing to pay back the Russians for the whole expedition...

“Well that’s great, that’s just fuckin’ great lady. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We’re in some real pretty shit now man... That’s it man,…

Despite some decent to fine acting, The Undoing was also shit and doesn’t deserve anything resembling a “best” award (except maybe for Grant who did what he could with a horribly written role).