I know it’s technically not butter but margarine, but my Country Crock tub has Country Crock spread in it.

Damn.... now I want a saveloy.... And since the local fish and chip shop closed and turned into a bike shop (?) I’ve no idea where I’d find them locally.

Thanks for re-awakening that disturbing memory.  

Cookies and milk! We’d also leave out carrots for the reindeer.

This article feels halfway written. What do they do with the rest of the frog? How much do the legs cost? Are they sold by the pair or the pound (or kilo)? Did you try the frog legs? Has the proprietor of this business ever considered changing their name to Doc Hopper?

Isn’t ever farm in France technically a frog farm? 

I think it probably takes 5 or 6 to make a full meal, so if ten percent of the population eats them twice a year that would probably get close to 80 million legs.

Hmmm... Time to whip up a few commandments for a Church of Herne the Hunter, brand some merch about requiring meat at each meal, sell some official Church membership badges, and then hope some stupid fucker goes viral protesting in one of these about how it is violating their religious rights by not letting them buy a…

Does it count as wassail? I don’t know, but I recently watched Alton Brown making clarified English milk punch that looked and sounded interesting. Going to have to give that a try over the holidays I think.

I thought the airline doing this would be Frying Pan-Am.......

Fucking Yanks.  It’s called “The Aisle of Dreams”.  We’ve been mocking/loving it over here in Europe for over two decades.  Catch up!

It’s a genetic defect, and those afflicted should probably not reproduce.

It doesn’t look that horrible until you compare it to a cheeseburger. And, it still looks much better then some school lunch cheeseburgers from back in the day lol

Looks like the hamburger patch flooded.

OK, seriously guys. We need to talk about this whole “lack of pictures thing.” I get that the higher ups may have decided that it is too much bother or cost to license pics from other sites and it isn’t all that hard to click the link and go to the original site, but what is even the point of an article that is “look…

“Hi there, do you have a moment to talk about Amway?”

I liked that you could get records to play on the back of the box.