You’ll be saying Dasani isn’t carcinogenic next.

There used to be a stall in Greenwich Market that sold flavoured coffee beans and for a time it was something of an obsession trying different flavours. Orange and hazelnut were favourites. Maybe whisky? Not so struck on the mint.

EU rules which are still enforced in the UK have banned the use of the colouring E127 from food as it contains coal tar dye, and scientists have linked the use of E127 to hyperactive children and behavioural problems.

Haven’t seen it in the wild yet, but Guinness Zero is here.

Works well with mussels too.

Gravy on chips is a standard offering in some parts of the UK. Not my preference but know people who swear by it.

Mayo.

I’m sure in Canterbury they regard it as a Limp Dick week.

Railway.

Freddie Starr ate my hamster.

D&B is part of the range I mentioned. 

More than twice the price of a standard Dairy Milk bar.

And yet somehow we are doing a multi-buy offer on a £1.99 2litre bottle of Pepsi and variants. And Barr bottles for a quid.

I know those sausage rolls don’t keep very well but you’ve got me stumped.

Monster used to have promoters with tanks of energy drink strapped to their backs and squirty guns to fill up cups for potential punters.

I was expecting you to mention the chocolate soldier from Noel’s Luxury Comedy.

Isn’t that a wine?

Good tip for making coleslaw. Use a 50-50 mix of mayo and Salad Cream.