Monster used to have promoters with tanks of energy drink strapped to their backs and squirty guns to fill up cups for potential punters.

I was expecting you to mention the chocolate soldier from Noel’s Luxury Comedy.

Isn’t that a wine?

Good tip for making coleslaw. Use a 50-50 mix of mayo and Salad Cream.

Domino’s being the most hated brand in the UK seems likely. During my research days they talked their staff down something rotten and I’m sure that pays out down the line.

You should add slushies to the mix. On the crappiest of days we can still shift loads of the frosty things.

It’s a family-run business definitely, but round here a lot of work is seasonal and frequently tenuous. 

There’s a gelato place locally that “only opens on sunny days” - which I guess leaves the field open for their rivals across the road.

So what do you call Naked Attraction in the States?

I mewn i’r popty ping ar gyfer plant drwg.

Coles Brewery in Llanddarog does a very good chili beer. And a beetroot beer. Nettle beer even (or at least they did before the pandemic). 

You’ve missed the real story again. What’s the proper way to cook black pudding? Fried as The Duke would have it, or boiled as Les Dawson preferred?

Plant-based meals are making a comeback.

KFC have had child menus in Wales for years.

I had a can of Camden Brewery’s Marmite Ale yesterday. Not a bad beer by any means, not particularly exciting though. Didn’t taste of Marmite either.

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Back in May, Dirty Vegan Matt Pritchard rowed the Atlantic.

This reminds me of tequila and sake flavoured soft drinks that were knocking about in the Seventies. Popular rumour had it that the names meant something obscene in their respective languages. 

This one you chuck down the deepest hole imaginable.