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 So I deliver Tommy and Billy and they don’t even offer me some mac’n’cheese.

There was a story last week about a chap in Alaska who was under siege from a bear. The Coast Guard rescued him by helicopter.

Suddenly I fancy a bit of Ginger Cake.

I just pop spring onions in the crisper and they last for ages.

You will still have a bun over if you buy four packs of OM to go with these.

Baked in tomato sauce I hope. Of course, we will need a slice of toast emoji for the beans to go on.

Wouldn’t the Jolly Green Giant just sit on them all? Ho-ho-ho!

There was a story last year about some branches of Wilkos withdrawing handsanitiser because kids were dinking it for the alcohol.

That top pic reminds me of a deodorant.

Let them eat crisps.

Can it recognise chips? 

Where is our plant-based burger, McDonald’s?

It was his drumming finger.

Now playing

Curious that they call it “coffee in a tea bag” while “coffee bags” have been thing for ages. Or is that just us European types?

celebrities are paired with professional chefs who assist them with a series of cooking challenges.

Ancient history, but working on a government survey Domino’s managers had the worst opinion of their staff. They are apparently the lowest of the low. I’m sure that kid of negative attitude works its way through to the quality of the product. If nothing else, McDonald’s talked their guys’n’gals up. Their staff are

Is that because children are still growing?

Apparently they should have Ritz in Tesco, but I can’t say that I have seen them. Haven’t seen Tuc lately either. Lots of other stuff in that section though.