Where is our plant-based burger, McDonald’s?

It was his drumming finger.

Curious that they call it “coffee in a tea bag” while “coffee bags” have been thing for ages. Or is that just us European types?

celebrities are paired with professional chefs who assist them with a series of cooking challenges.

Ancient history, but working on a government survey Domino’s managers had the worst opinion of their staff. They are apparently the lowest of the low. I’m sure that kid of negative attitude works its way through to the quality of the product. If nothing else, McDonald’s talked their guys’n’gals up. Their staff are…

Is that because children are still growing?

Apparently they should have Ritz in Tesco, but I can’t say that I have seen them. Haven’t seen Tuc lately either. Lots of other stuff in that section though.

That pic up top looks suspiciously like a flan.

Haven’t seen Ritz in the shops in an age, but half the fun used to be eating them with a rapid chomp that pulverised them as they went into the gob.

Shreddies are knitted by Nannas.

Knock-off Jelly Babies?

It seems terribly uneven. Somebody replied to me yesterday. Their first comment was in the greys but no problem, their second, I can see part of it in notifications but the whole won’t show n the comments. Irritating in the extreme. 

Well, I know of one McDonald’s branch that was done for packing fag ends in their burgers.

Artificial hormones and carcinogenic chemicals.

What is it with replies lately? Some show in notifications but then vanish in the comments. 

But is Subway’s generic poultry pig filling real generic poultry pig filling?

Every so often tricolour spaghetti is fun.

Does this mean you want to get hammered by Mr Whippy?

So we should make those tins and jars of hot dogs we’ll be exporting your way eight-packs?

Bologna Burger?