Bacon goes well with cheesy ham allegedly.

The “deep fried” scene might be the moment you realise nobody is safe on that show.

Have you seen that episode of Spooks?

As they used to say “Your sausage is like my pooch - half bread!”

Most places steam hot towels before handing them to the punters.

That might be an advantage round Christmas.

I used to be able to do this. It was pre-Twin Peaks, so lord knows what the inspiration was.

Looks like a sorbet from here.

Gonna say it again. It isn’t a real chicken sandwich unless it is a slice of Buff Red between a a bit of bread from Plaxtol bakery. So there!

The Alderney says that these days many people prefer a bit of marmalade instead.

found in a U.K. supermarket,

If Subway’s existing chicken sandwich isn’t a chicken sandwich, what is it? I mean, their bread isn’t real bread, so I suppose it’s entirely possible their chicken isn’t real chicken. Still, I’d like to know?

Lick? I always bite the head off a Freddo!

It’s not a real chicken sandwich unless it’s a slice of buff red on a bloomer from Kent.

The i had an article earlier in the weeks about a firm called Bug, that is starting up insect meal kits. They are on Instagram with pitta bread stuffed with buffalo worm falafel, and stir fries topped with teriyaki crickets. No mention of cicadas yet. They exceeded their crowd funding target of £300,000 by £100,000.…

White beef all round then?

I prefer coriander.

Burgerwurst?

How many ants per sandwich though? And are they crispy?