Maybe they don’t know how to boil an egg in those States?

Boiled eggs?

Their UK list seems a bit dubious. Do Costa have drive thrus? One in Rhyl, apparently, but Costa franchises at service stops strikes me as more likely. Also they don’t venture into Gog turf, which isn’t really a surprise, but our nearest McDonald’s is a drive-thru and KFC have a couple. (McDonald’s are currently having…

Did the vino come from Naked Wines?

Dungeness crab with dill and butter

IIRC the Peperami ads were voiced by a Celebrity Masterchef winner, namely Mr Jennifer Saunders or Adrian Edmondson of The Young Ones and Bottom fame.

Maybe that’s the source of his anxiety. He wants to be a sandwich but doesn’t cut the mustard.

Good tip for coleslaw, mix salad cream with your mayo.

Moths in chocolate is still a thing.

Hot Dog!

All spaceships should be fitted with a McHoo Auto Valet.

Talking of lent, you know that the Second Coming will occur at a chippie in Walthamstow. That’s right, cod is in E7.

Rachel Khoo has a baked eggs recipe that seems simple enough, but I have never managed it in my oven.

Stone cold sober?

I once got stuck in a conversation about the difference between 24 and The Sopranos. Both violent shows but 24 would never centre the focus on the contents of a fridge, where you buy chicken, or the saga of Arti and the rabbit.

So if I drop three on these tiles where the cat threw up ...

For some reason I am reminded of Knorr soups.

most shepherd’s pies eaten directly off of a kitchen floor (one, and that was enough).

Mouse Water?

The earlier mixes had existing counterparts. Might still end up with Sandwich Cream at this rate.