Bird’s Eye might use dogfish.

this is heathanism

You should try a fish finger sandwich sometime.

KFC will add poop to your ice free of charge.

So what jam do you reckon would work best with Marmite Peanut Butter? I suppose an experiment is due.

It’s not uncommon. Potatoes and cabbage or whatever leftover veg you have is optional, fried in whatever dripping was leftover from the Sunday Roast.

I stand corrected. For VAT purposes Jaffa Cakes are cakes.

Heinz also do Numberetti.

A hot dog is not a sandwich. A Jaffa Cake is a biscuit though.

Do they put a sword in the scone?

No added lemon either.

Mock pizza anyone?

There’s a little row rumbling on between McDonalds and the county planning department round here. McDonald’s are resubmitting an application for digital signs at their Caernarfon drive-through even though it has been rejected previously for not providing a bilingual menu.

A quick favourite of mine is a half-tin of spaghetti on toast covered in cheddar cheese melted under the grill. Can’t beat it on a cold day.

The better option is to use them in bubble’n’squeak.

Wot you need for bubble’n’squeak.

And here’s me expecting Smashburgers to be made of dehydrated potato.

Have you asked Prince George what he thinks?

Have you tried this version of beans-on-toast?