At least some folk got fed when Gary was stuck in a vending machine.

If they used a Jelly Baby you could eat that too.

Wensleydale with Crunchy Frog anyone?

I did visit the Icecreamists place in Covent Garden but bottled out on trying Baby Gaga. Expensive as I recall. Opted for a very nice lime and chili cone.

Snap, Crackle and Pop!

Just tried searching on Amazon for the book - and prompts Fiso as the author - but get some very strange listings. it’s a Penguin book so I guess it will turn up eventually.

Funnily enough, I think the texture was also off-putting. 

Orangutan semen?

Some folk have their list of straight bananas and kipper packaging ready to complain about. 

Does that mean they don’t have Sugar Free Chocolate in Germany?

You can still buy them for a tenner, but the best were covermounts on comics.

And devoid of flavour as I recall.

kids had trouble cramming the parts into their rock-hard potato bodies

I tried Peeps after reading a Takeout feature and do not intend to do so again.

Must have said this before, but it seems negligent that you don’t include Swizzel’s Love Hearts. Coincidently, this year they have teamed with Krispy Kreme for a seasonal doughnut combination.

For a time, I lived in a village where the only local shop shut. A van with a selection of groceries and household items would come through once a day. It could be a bit hit or miss. There was a fish chap as well, though buying from him always came with a touch of paranoia.

I was thinking beer myself.

Nice if you can get it. 

Back when we had milkmen they did delivery groceries. Not the most extensive range, but dairy products, breads, spuds, eggs, bacon, fruit juice and other odds and sods.