Apparently it is International Fetish Day. Watch out for those soggy bottoms.

Chicken doughnuts?

And I have eaten pies in Fleet Street.

Say cheese!

You have five days in which to eat the greasy Orange. Does that bring us back to Stormy?

Is there any significance that you mention this on the day the Dutch government resigned?

Sarah Lancashire, whom I personally have never heard of or seen in anything,

Lately I’ve been dusting spuds with Lidl Polish seasoning. Works a treat.

The Parma Violets are all yours.

Is pizza really a pie? 

That reminds me of Kit-Kat Bites.

It’s a fleeting experience, but ultimately, you only need a few. If I buy a jar these days the temptation to keep eating them is ... well, it’s an easy thing to do.

Edible produce enclosures.

It’s a bit more primal than that. And reality had nothing to do with it. 

Wait—is Britain a sandwich?

there are 53 UK locations

Gilbert & George to the rescue.

There was a cookery show last year that had a slab of cauliflower wrapped in spinach that looked rather tasty.

Flying Saucers are great! Though it is a short-lived experience. And yes they were better when you got a handful for a farthing.