Isn’t that the brewery in České Budějovice? You know, where they make real beer.

You need a drink to seal the deal.

One for Rick and Morty?

You’ll know when it sits on you.

Thank you.

This is a Great British Bake Off challenge - the Irn Bru-Mountain Dew Battenberg.

Is that different from the McChicken, McChicken BLT, Bacon Mayo Chicken, Chicken Legend et al?

Oi Oi.

That’s one of the reasons they don’t work for me. I get lumbered with a McDonald’s product but they didn’t reach us until I was twelve-ish.

There was a court case in the UK where a member of a popular boy band (I forget who) bought a country pile, irritated the local anglers by fencing off the good fishing spots, and did a few other things that didn’t endear him to the neighbours.

the cheese had the usual tinge of plastic

So grape Fanta with the 50 then?

I’m thinking of the Captain’s cake at the end of Carry On Cruising.

Fingers crossed, that Balvennie might get a bit cheaper for you shortly.

You’ve tried this?

The first Betsy Wetsy cocktail is all yours.

We had quiche in the Seventies. And power cuts. And the three-day week. 

Made by British Rail?

The squarial of pizzas!

No idea either.