this could be a great premise for a sci-fi series in which characters can travel the world through hidden portals in fast food chain restaurants and never be bereft of French fries.

You should ask The Takeout to stage it this year.

You’ve got me wondering how folk like Rachel Khoo and Sabrina Ghayour would operate under current conditions?

Golden ticket you say?

I could murder one of these tonight.

Did you know that edible candles exist?

And you have to pay for 7-Up Free.

I nearly bought a Lidl pizza the other day but didn’t. Not sure why?

Getting nostalgic ...

Did a little search on the off chance that it was available on Prime UK and I’m offered Fisherman’s Friends and A Dog’s Purpose.

I’ll stick with Wall’s.

PS Did you ever do the thing as a kid where you melt a candle in hot water then stick you hand in?

I was expecting ice cream.

Suddenly thinking of that joke about the wine expert and a frustrated waiter. 

The Daily Telegraph had it in for coffee over the weekend. Natty graphics if you follow the whole thread.

doesn’t mean it’s going to be as delicious as it was

Outside FDA jurisdiction, but I noticed a local hardware store removed hand santizer from their entrance. Apparently this was across the chain because folk in Kent were drinking the stuff in the belief it was alcoholic.

Stu Francis has competition then?

Caught an old Tommy Cooper show last week which had Vincent Price as a guest. Not sure Price was enjoying the experience.

Lucozade was the original energy drink which “aids recovery”. Basically fizzy glucose and you’d take a bottle to anyone in hospital. These days they do a range of flavours, sports versions, etc, and even a sugar-free.