Aimee for the Apple, Allison for the Mince Pie. Buy Marnie a Gypsy Pie.

Still no steak and kidney ...

How many times do I have to accept Takeout cookies before that banner at the bottom of the page goes away?

Is it this ad? Which I prefer over the weird animated ad we get in this part of the UK.

True though.

Dartford. Sandwich is a few miles further on.

It was ok. 

Early Seventies, I got to eat part of the longest hot dog in the world. They got away with a mere 30ft back then.

They are. I know I ate the Superman and Space Race variety at one point or another.

Did you catch the story about the introduction of barcodes to a Victorian-styled sweet shop in Gurnsey?

Cremola Foam

But can you get them to carry the Kit-Kat hybrid?

Not creamer, but if you are still on a Mayochup kick, this might be your next stop.

Just a dash of milk please. 

I picked up a miniature first bottling of single grain Chwisgl Cymreg from Dà Mhìle Distillery the other day. Feeling the pressure at £4.95, so might have to pass on anything dearer.

I think they are still in production, but there used to be “ice cream sandwiches” that were wafers round a marshmallowy substance. Kind of horrible all said and done.

I had a Kit-Kat Gold last week - which is a Kit-Kat with a touch of Caramac melted over the top. Fancy wrapper, not much flavour.

So how many Birthday Cakes had to die to make that Kit-Kat?