The Humphreys got ‘em

Well done them.

Milk & More have put a pinta up 4p for customers who don’t order online though.

Send these people to Wales and see what happens when they say they want to eat your plants.

Walker’s have got Maria Carey wish us a Merry Crisp-mas, so is she wishing you folk a Merry Chip-mas? 

For a moment I thought that was a photo of an ashtray.

Merlyn Cream Liqueur from the Penderyn people gives Bailey’s a run for its money round here. 

A bottle of poitín I purchased in Dublin springs to mind. it came in a stone bottle. And that German beer still eludes me.

Did you know you can now get personalised jars of Marmite?

i’m sure they are not.

If Nikkita’s milk is that bad what state are her other groceries in?

Isn’t this already on the market? Thinking of a jar of olives I opened last night. And doesn’t it require a little twist after you push the button?

English city market town of Chesterfield

I used to joke that what I drank Tuesday, Coke bottled as Dasani on Thursday.

It always made sense to me.

My mum always cooked electric. My grandparents cooked with gas and my granddad always claimed that being blind it meant he could hear something if he was boiling a kettle or cooking. Working with blind people I never heard that again and our rehab kitchens were electric.

My favourite bakery chain got swallowed by Greggs. They’ve never been the same.

If you are suffering from withdrawal symptoms, Chanel 4 are resurrecting Junior Bake Off.

No idea.

There is a soft drink brand round here called Heartsease. I think you are supposed to read it as Heart’s ease but I always read it as “Heart cease”. Not bad fizz otherwise.