All the best with the new endeavour.

Don’t they use fries for that though?

I like coleslaw sandwiches.

But you need yer cheese for protein, calcium, zinc, phosphorus, magnesium, vitamin A, vitamin B2 (riboflavin) and vitamin B12. 

Chip butties are not strange.

How is your cabbage only diet coming on? 

Have you tried it? I know someone who will tell you it is the best thing ever and I was talking to a Dutch lady the other week who was positively evangelical on the subject.

Reducing the price of avocados was rather therapeutic last Christmas. Amazing how quickly they sell when you do that. 

Mugwump moment. I thought the device was a Philly pump rather than a hole punch. I suppose you could use the punched out bread to make blinis? And put cream cheese on them.

And on crumpet.

You can do the same with a tube of Primula and save the money.

Were they jam doughnuts? 

Cheese and jam sandwiches were the staple diet of miners in these parts (and were deemed to be the cause of silicosis by some doctors who were paid to say just that).

Of course he is describing a show that no longer exists. Is there an analysis of The Great Model Railway Challenge?

There’s a bit more in The Guardian today. 

I’m detecting a singular lack of Irn Bru and Tizer here.

Iceland can be awesome. It can also be rather horrible. Navigating between the two points can be difficult. 

Cwrw Cake Kate? (Coo-roo).

Don’t forget The Rutles. The Prefab four were the greatest rock group ever. Coincidentally, Dire Straits cut their teeth playing gigs at the Yorkshire Grey in Eltham and that is now a drive-through McDonalds.