Agitha: The inner conscious we all deserve. We are not worthy of these consistent reads and reminders for those lacking common sense. You remain a light of calm in a sea of consistnet fuckery.

So Landon basically wants to And I Am Telling You his way back into Rainbow Fish’s heart, meanwhile she took out a whole restraining order. You know how tedious that is? She meant business.

I wasted a lot of time not believing Maya Angelou’s famous quote: “when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” Similarly, when someone tells you to leave them alone (“I don’t have time for a relationship,” “I’d be a bad boyfriend,” “There’s no hope for us”), you absolutely have to believe them…

1. I don’t have Facebook so I can’t relate. I don’t plan on getting an account so I don’t plan on relating.

Welcome. We have punch and cake on the table in the back.

Walking to the train this morning I saw these kids walking to school. My first thought. “Those boys need to pull up their dang pants.”

This is really good satire. I like the way you obliquely critique absentee fathers by leaving them completely unmentioned: invisible, but omnipresent trash.

I only took one logic course in college so I can’t remember exactly which fallacy you committed here so I’ll just go the less educated route and tell you to F U C K off.

Of course, someone had to come here and shit on black women. The same black women doing the raising of kids by themselves. Now do you have anything to say about the absentee parent or a society that abandons these women or nah?

This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.

Let’s also not forget the fact that Serena the don made sure to remind everyone that her baby won her first grand slam 8 weeks in the womb.

“When reached for comment, Sharapova first said no comment. Then circled back and asked to be off the record. And then admitted that she saw the pictures this morning, and that Alexis’s bright white blankie and cute little baby lips were intimidating her.”

I would like to be followed. Nillalatte told us how she used strong words to get you to get her out the greys. But I’m going to ask nicely. Please and thank you.

I need out the grey

I mean that’s all we have ever wanted... Regular Ask Agatha posts AND for ToddGatha to flourish!!

Pictured Below: The Arc of “Brandi” Submitting this Letter

Waiting for the fireworks like:

Live view of Agatha before she hit submit, knowing she had a dragging: