Welcome back, Agatha! You have returneef to quench our thirst. On a Tuesday, even!

Your campaign slogan should be “Me First.”

“Pence could hold rallies filled with all the fucks people don’t give about him. It’d be an orgy of fuck deficiency. A bacchanalia of fuck paucity. A fuckless feast! A fuck-few festival!”

It’s inferior to Disqus. Nothing much to figure out beyond that.

Testing to see if I’m grey!

Get Low and Back that Azz up are def essentials. I’m partial to Pop Lock and Drop It, tho. It’s at least booty song adjacent, lol.

Wouldn’t that office party be considered lit if you’re a blerd?

Mic check, mic check. Just testing out the new vocals. Sixth times a charm???... Am I posted? I’m giving up. What’s the rules to this pending ish.

I feel.....enlightened.

“Lawrence is a fuckboy masquerading as a ‘good dude’” argument.”

also Veteran n**** users (and yes, “veteran n**** user” is definitely on my business cards) Is now a new personal life goal.

always loved a star ~*~ off to spread em around

hi its tam

*Comes through the timewarp like Jon Connor