Believe it or not, I’m trying! Lots of stop and go so I don’t get to stretch its legs at all during the week, that’s not helping things. I do love the adaptive cruise control though, I can set it and it’ll idle the car along in traffic, pretty great

Daytona needed a Daytona touch. I hook you up, Dodge.

After years of the Air Force trouncing Navy Superhornets in mock combat, A navy prank finally gets even.

The one and ONLY time I valet’d my Abarth. I immediately heard it drive off and the distance BRRRAP and POP sounds that are unmistakeable overrun noises. Needless to say I was pissed. I got back and she was parked out from between a Bently Continental and Lambo Gallardo. That was the best part of the Abarth, it would…

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

NASCAR

YOU’RE FUCKIN’ WELCOME.

Holy sh**!

I’ll take all of them:

This happened back in the Summer of 2005. I was stationed in Iraq. My platoon was assigned Roving Patrol at the time. We were patrolling near our Convoy Support Center, running down the canal roads looking for potential mortar sites, bad guys up to no good, cheap pirated DVDs, and so on and so forth. Great times.…

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.

You know, I deliberately didn't want too many specs in this article, because I've gotten a little disillusioned with them. It gets to 60 in right around 3 seconds, but I'm sure the actual number varies based on so many factors and I feel like these numbers don't really give a feel for what the car is. It may not have…