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But how do you feel about Dwayne Johnson?

I have quested my entire life in search of the fabled Bologna Stone. It is said to give eternal life to those who know it’s secrets. Mounted upon my trusty weiner-mobile I will continue to search the ends of the earth for this most holy of relics.

Anyone else here have a sudden, nagging need to do their exercise of choice? I mean, I just broke my own personal best for 1.5km swim yesterday (35:47!), but I feel like I need to hit the lake, like right now.

Starbucks scammer, street eating scumbags, both drive thru biatches.

Removal of split-screen killed it for me. It was pretty much the only reason I would play the Halo games. Split-screen couch co-op is something that has always been a huge thing for me and it being phased out is seriously disappointing.

Yeah, but why do you have an ancient human skull in your carry-on? I think if you’re, I don’t know, an archeologist or museum curator or something that’s carrying a fragile item, you’d probably have some kind of papers for it, and some kind of special case for it. If it’s just stuffed in your suitcase, I feel like

Yep, it’s funny how this trailer made me go from “No way”, to “Hell yeah, I’m gonna see it now”. Still the story aspect is not clear at all, given there are Lex and WWoman, but the movie is called Batman VS Superman.

This movie was very dumb and made no sense but I enjoyed watching the robots fight each other and seeing stuff blow up, which was the reason I went to see it. So I’m good with it.

Do you think you guys could maybe NOT put .gifs and auto play Vine videos on the front page of Kotaku? It really eats up mobile data if one isn’t on WiFi. And it easily causes mobile browsers to crash. The site is almost unviewable these days on my phone.

So, not the actual Flash.

I came here solely for the worst cat references.

It’s so weird because Jurassic World pretty much tells everyone in the audience that they’re wrong for wanting a shiny new Jurassic Park movie. Like, you can take the plot of the entire movie and see it as a sloppy, unsubtle allegory against big, terrible, and unnecessary franchises. Itself included.

Using only three colors, Barclay has tried to make posters that are instantly identifiable