Instead, he collapsed into himself. In 2007, his mom died, and he went through a prolonged breakup with a long-time girlfriend. Rapping, never his strong suit, failed him; he started singing over bleak ambient tones. In 2009, the Taylor Swift thing happened, and the Hov-quoting president that Jeezy foretold declared…

It does feel like the old world is coming down around us, but remember that the California native oak is fireproof and thrives where others cannot.

Thanks, Joannie. That was superb.

I would have to watch this now, if I wasn’t going to already.

G/O is so scared of the backlash they are shutting down all the personal Kinja pages. It’s unreal.

What are you talking about? The first paragraph is an ode to pets. The rest of the article is mainly quoting Lorde verbatim at length. It ends by wishing Lorde the best. Learn to read.

Jim Spanfeller isn’t a herb, as that would imply flavor. He’s uniodized salt.
Jim Spanfeller looks like a generic Legoman.
Jim Spanfeller looks like he gets turned on by tubesocks.
Only guys who wear dockers to relax have names like SPAN FELLER.
Jim Spanfeller is what happens when a wasps nest falls into a vat of mayo.
Jim…

What do the guidelines say about continually telling vultures to eat shit?

Interesting, let me try something here:

Jim Spanfeller has the hair of every forgettable NBA coaching failure from the 80s.

Jim Spanfeller is such a herb, even the Americans are pronouncing the ‘h’.

If you knew someone that burned down their own house just because they saw a pest in it.

The best insult isn’t the one you hurl against your opponent. It’s the one your opponent hurls themselves into as though blindly walking into a wall. It does not require anything more than a few well placed words well beforehand if possible, an audience, and the stage set so that your opponent can walk directly into…