Instead, it looks like a shrouded CRT console from a 1980s science fiction film. 

That looks very .... 2012

starred for “calm the entire fuck down” lol

How the everliving fuck can a restomodded Lancia Delta Integrale aka the car that won the rally championship 6 times in a motherfucking row, the most successul rally car of all motherfucking time have ”zero provenance”? You need to GTFO with that statement.

I think that shoots a piston through the hood and into orbit.

What’s with all the Corvette bashing here? It’s almost like you people don’t like cars or something. This thing looks great, even with the wacko camo. Looks like a Ferrari, you say? Yeah, well dolphins look like sharks, too...and they both look cool.

Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm...

When you’re that rich, you can probably wear whatever you want.

and now the mad dash to usurp $kay’s throne begins...

Should be enough for the headline every day.

4/5 Mustangs: When the out of control Mustang makes contact with another motor vehicle (moving or stationary) Threat level: high

Kristen: I don’t really understand how anyone could lose a whole car.

200mph with a check engine light.

To be fair, I think she was a little nervous and Jay might have felt like he needed to drive the conversation a little. I agree in general with your assessment though. Jay does tend to ‘drive’ the conversation a little too much in general.

I wonder upon being robbed if the train driver was like “get mi-ata here”.*

I do admit I’ve told this story more than once, but I don’t think it would hurt to tell it one more time.

game of donkey kong with a fire and osha regs?

Well. It is a Mustang at a car show after all.

This car is going to be the most disappointing reveal ever. I would much rather have them bring back the Celica as a sports car for the people - a Mustang competitor that it originally was. RWD, retro styling, maybe throw some louvers on it, keep the price low so people can actually buy it.