Guessing he’s single with no kids, has a gambling problem, a cocaine habit, and only dates strippers and hairdressers. A true connoisseur of only the finest things.

Do you know why it’s gone? All you “enthusiasts” who ask me to bring these to the NA market and then buy a CVT Kia Soul instead because you suddenly remember you’re 39 years old 215lbs, make $65K a year and have a wife, 2 kids and a dog.

Wait, really? I think the Apollo is one of the best looking cars ever made. Never knew it was a controversial opinion.

Martin Brundle agrees.

Here I fixed it for you.

Maserati Quatroporte (stretched limo), not an Aston Martin Lagonda.

Dad take: WORTH IT.

Looks like it’s pooping out a Dodge Challenger, head first.

He’d get it up to 110mph, claim it was 250, and call any reports to the contrary traitorous fake news.

Happy Friday! You’ve had a long week. You look tired. Let’s transform you into a Lancia Gamma and have our crack team of car-massagers take the pain away. Plus, one is a cameo by Stan Lee!

And what’s this shit dissing the car as a “prop piece?” That car was the STAR of Miami Vice!

The story is fairly well known but bears repeating.

I made up my mind before I even finished the article NP NP NP NP just so I can roll around like Crockett and Tubbs in my Fauxrari! I just have to make sure never to park it around Jeff Fahey!

The comments here are kind of harsh. We were all dumb rich kids once. Who among us hasn’t totaled two exotics worth half a million dollars, fled the scene of the accident, left our passport behind in the wreckage, and had the entire incident captured on two different videos only to have them both uploaded to…

The sticker tells you all you need to know.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.... what’s this nuclear Take on Tokyo Drift?????