Why does good money happen to bad people?

No, it doesn't.

Hell, I could write a fracking War and Peace-esque novel on my marriage and divorce. It's the stuff of nightmares.

Sort of tangential, but can I just say that acid actually improved my ability to flirt?

my pussy doesn't sparkle, it glistens

All of these are gross. I prefer "sparkle cave" when referencing it in conversation.

We don't trust the system will work for us. We work as hard as we can not to get fucked by the system.

"On the upside, if you can't afford to send your kid to school, just buy them a computer: they're getting cheaper and cheaper!"

It doesn't suck for run of the mill, nondescript dudes, so long as they're willing to "settle" for run of the mill, nondescript girls. Unfortunately, they all feel entitled to the hot young ones. Even this one. Sure they'd complain that she was batshit insane, but they wouldn't let her go. Until her hotness faded,…

I think the fact that Manson has a new, hot, young wife... speaks to how much it sucks to be a run of the mill nondescript dude. it also explains a lot. and it proves to me how much reality and some women's minds are not on speaking terms.

I WIN THIS GAME. I TOTALLY WIN THIS GAME.

Several have had a huge impact. Among them:

I know someone who had built up really good credit, maxed out a whole bunch of credit cards paying for school, then declared bankruptcy upon graduation. 7 years later, no debt, no bad credit. Granted this was in the 90s when they would give a credit card to your cat if you wrote in "Dr. Snoogums" on the application.

Masterful. I'm actually applauding at my desk.

This is brilliant. . .

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…

I find it sad that so little companies actually care about these studies.